Send us your complaints, your questions and your oh-so-carefully worded praise. We’ll read it. React to it. Then probably make fun of you all day in the office.
Poison Sales: email@example.com
Poison Customer Service: firstname.lastname@example.org
U.S. Poison Phone: 888-314-4111
International Poison Phone: +1 904-448-8748
(And keep that to yourself; it’s the actual address of our top-secret headquarters).